FUCK ELON MUSK AND HIS STUPID BABY

They named the kid X Æ A-12 (it’s pronounced “Pretentious”). My question is: why does anyone give a shit about this asshat, anyway? Oh, right! He’s a billionaire. Sigh… I hate to break the news to everyone, but smug little Elon isn’t as brilliant as he claims to be. Why the global elite decided to […]

cover story

A story on the front page of CNN.com caught my eye today: SR-71 Blackbird: The Cold War spy plane that’s still the world’s fastest airplane The byline reads: During the Cold War, this plane could fly higher and faster than any other — and 55 years after its first flight, it still does. The article […]

Lock them up!

There is no better example of just how housebroken and desperate many Americans are than the sight of all of those mass protests being held around the country by people demanding the right to die – literally – for the privilege of going back to work. The protesters say that the public safety measures restricting […]

WE ARE DOOMED

In a recent interview on CNN, fake Vice President Mike Pence said that he didn’t think “president” Donald tRump “has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus.” Oh, really? Funny thing, that. Here a just a few choice examples: On February 27, 2020, “president” tRump told the nation that the coronavirus would simply go away, […]

The End Begins

Look what has become of this world! Not even I, in all my cynicism predicted things would go so profoundly wrong in my own lifetime! Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, right?! They just closed the border with Canada, FFS…the longest artificial border on Earth…how long before states follow suit? This is […]

The Misery Index

Someone is gonna make a ton of money off of this pandemic bullshit. Sure, a couple of trillion in assets was wiped off the books on Wall St., but the Evil Ones actually make more money in a crisis such as this. The global elite rake in the bucks off the back of tragedy and […]

flu shots

Every winter the media blitz begins: HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS WARN THIS YEAR’S FLU SEASON COULD BE ONE OF THE WORST ON RECORD! The local and national news jump in and urge you to get your flu shot as soon as possible, especially for those with “pre-existing health conditions such as Diabetes…” My dad was a Pharmacist. […]

nipple apocalypse

The homegrown mommies are having fits Evangelicals grab the crucifix the swaying hips of Elvis tainted little Johnny Kicks; now he’ll never come to grips with the nipple apocalypse “Save the children!” they bleat aloud like sheep gone to the slaughter they burnt all of their Beatles discs in a gigantic funeral pyre; Now Johnny […]