Him: …There, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it? You: Well, no…yeah, that was pretty awful! What the hell just happened? Him: At least it was quick. You’re one of the lucky ones… You: Ugh…I guess so…where am I? What do you mean, ‘lucky?’ Him: This is what some people call Heaven. You: Oh my […]
Last week, tRumps Immigration hard-liner Stephen ‘Demon’ Miller appeared on Face the Nation spewing the usual drivel about immigrants. Miller was sporting a new look: Flex Seal™ hair. It looked like someone had just haphazardly sprayed the top of his head black in a piss-poor effort to hide his male pattern baldness. Maybe he was […]
Hey, kids! VitaminWater week announced a new competition where one lucky contestant can win 100 grand for returning to a late-nineties era phone for an entire year. But to enter the contest, you have to post a photo to your Twitter or Instagram account, tag VitaminWater, and tell them why you need a year-long break […]
“We are not here to lecture — we are not here to tell other people how to live, what to do, who to be, or how to worship,” Donald tRump said during his first foreign trip as “president” – to Saudi Arabia – last year. God bless the weapons makers for they shall inherit the […]
The tRumps are the embodiment of gaudy, over-the-top tastelessness, so we really shouldn’t be surprised by Melanoma’s risible foray into xmas home decor. At 10K a pop, those 40 blood red trees are not only incredibly expensive and tacky – they’re an ominous warning for humanity. Make America Bleed Again. Totally macabre. Blood red tells […]
Wow. Only in America can a child prostitute from a former Soviet satellite become first lady of the USA and actually dictate national security policy! You’ve come a long way, baby.
Throughout their career, and right up until the release of The Beatles [aka ‘The White Album’] the Fab Four had been a finely-honed machine designed to produce musical perfection. Their reputation was built upon an endless wave of beautifully crafted pop confections, exquisitely performed; perfectly articulated masterpieces. The White Album was the first and only […]
Too bad we can only look back fondly to a time when there was such a thing as an ‘anti-war’ protest movement. Those days are long gone, and may never return thanks to recent attempts by the GOP to pass laws effectively making protest illegal. These endless, genocidal wars we’re fighting today all over the […]
I was reminded this morning of just how closely F1 and fascism align. Near the end of the Russian Grand Prix TV broadcast there was a quick shot of good ole Vladimir Putin on the podium sitting next to Bernie Ecclestone, the guy who used to own the rights to F1. Ecclestone transformed the sport […]
Today I saw a slick, campaign-style commercial on TV featuring a woman (clearly under some kind of trauma based mind control…) speaking in support of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. In all my years, that is the first time I’ve ever seen a campaign ad for a fucking Supreme Court nominee! Clearly his confirmation means […]
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