god calls

Last week, “president” tRumps’ propaganda mouthpiece Sarah Huckleberry Hound Sanders made an astounding claim, even for her: “I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that’s why he’s there,” She told Christian Broadcasting Network’s David Brody, according to a transcript of the interview provided by CBN.

“I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about,” Sanders added.

But here’s the thing: the real danger is when people think they can speak on behalf of god, or that they somehow know god’s will.

Especially if you’ve already proven yourself to be a shameless, lying bitch.

Promoting the opposite of what your religion actually teaches is like, blasphemy or something, right?

I’d hoped that this would all have ended in some sort of Jonestown-style mass suicide or something along the lines of David Koresh’s disciples long ago where she, tRump, Eric, Donald, Jr. and the Kushners would meet their demise in a grand blaze of glory.

GOD WANTS HIM FOR PRESIDENT will probably be his 2020 campaign slogan.

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