Finally, the secret of BOOSH-CLUM-TOONK can be revealed to the world. From ancient tablets discovered in the mountains of Aku-Fludonia comes the little-known art of killing [or at least humiliating…] your enemies through the proper application of BOOSH-CLUM-TOONK. One must be in harmony with all of one’s bodily fluids in order to even THINK about […]