Hallelujah, one of the most evil men in the world has died. Rejoice!

The man who once declared the constitution “dead, dead, dead” is now as dead as that worthless piece of paper.

Antonin Scalia was full of hate. He despised anyone who wasn’t a corporation and he used his position to make life miserable for millions of people. History will judge him to be one of the worse Supreme Court Justices of all time. The suffering that he inflicted cannot be undone.

Scalia supposedly died in his sleep on his ranch in Marfa, Texas last night after a day of “quail hunting.”

People from Scalia’s inner circle can tell you that “quail hunting” was a euphemism for something far more disturbing, however. Most likely Scalia died when his black heart exploded from too much Viagra and extreme exhaustion after “hunting” all day with underage boys.

Fat Tony had a voracious appetite as we all know…

One less miserable scumbag on the planet. Praise Jebus.

Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!