Our country has become the laughing stock of the world. We are setting the standard for national humiliation; taking ‘entertainment’ to a new level. The White House Reality Show: including hideous blonde freaks and lying, angry, seriously coke-addicted middle-aged white men in expensive suits.

Each refresh of the international news sites brings forth yet another hilarious exploit of the complete amateurs trying to ruin the country, tripping over themselves looking for a light switch. Truly hilarious stuff…if only it weren’t so terrifying.

Like the national security briefing that could only last 23 minutes before angry father ‘TWEETLEDUM’ railed against Nordstrom for discontinuing his reptilian daughter’s sweatshop clothing line.

Insulting respected world leaders one by one? Boy, that performance had me rolling on the floor. Or how about the Health Secretary who wants to dismantle Healthcare? Or the new Education Secretary who’s going to disband Public Education? An avowed racist for Attorney General? Ben Fucking Carson? Enough, enough already…my sides hurt!

tRUMP loves the poorly educated because they are his bread and butter. White Trash America has been gearing up for this moment for a very long time. Well, since that Muslim Negro was elected President, anyway…

Trumpanzees don’t deserve our sympathy, our compassion, or our help – which is essentially what this conversation should be about. They don’t deserve our respect because they are hateful, rude people, they are wrong about everything, and they’re willfully ignorant. I will not speak to relatives or friends who voted for that traitor and neither should you. Cut them out of your lives. They need to know what they’ve done. They voted for him regardless of his complete lack of integrity. They are scared shitless of the world outside America’s borders.

If you as an American are happy with this utterly insane choice then it is obvious to me and many others that you do not know how to read or cogitate above a fourth grade level or think critically. You lack the ability to perceive reality objectively. You are only capable of repeating and supporting ideas and people who echo your unfounded, biased and blatantly racist opinions.

I know all of you Trumpanzees are offended because progressives call you racists. I understand that. You don’t see yourself as racists – of course not – because you are all deceivers and liars; even to yourselves. You are clearly racists and misogynists and all of those things you vehemently deny. Nothing you fuckers say is true, and you probably don’t even know what half of it means. That’s why it’s impossible to argue with your ilk. You lie just for the sake of lying. It comes so naturally to white people. It’s part of your DNA.

Is that politically incorrect enough for you? I know how much the ignorant white-trash hate political correctness. With the Trumpanzees in power I now have the right to insult anybody I want. I’m simply being ‘presidential,’ okay?

Does anybody remember during the 2012 Republican primary debate when the candidates were asked about all the people who could die if they lost their health insurance? The audience shouted back, “Let them die! Let them die!” Yes, it really happened. Remember that, anyone? I sure as fuck do. It was one of those unforgettable, era-defining American moments, if you ask me. Sadly, most people choose to forget those ugly little facts about their God-blessed country.

Look, you knowingly voted for someone who insulted Hispanics, Blacks, Muslims, Jews, people with disabilities and even women, for God’s sake! How can you possibly explain it? You really can’t sink any lower than that.I mean, don’t you fuckers have mothers? Daughters? Sisters?

How could so many women vote for that misogynist child raper? What the fuck is wrong with you? And what about LGBTQ people? Why do you care what personal choices other people make in their lives? Did Jebus demand that you BE THE JUDGE OF EVERYONE?

Okay, so I’ve never actually read the Bible, but I’ve always thought it was the other way around. That’s what I’ve been told, anyway. Something about, “Judge not, lest ye be…something or other…”

Please help me to understand how your fear of everyone jibes with the notion of God’s love for all people. Seriously.

I mean, can you really imagine your beloved Jebus using all that hateful rhetoric, or saying those awful things about the poor, the sick or the elderly? How would you characterize voting for someone who is just so blatantly evil? You claim to be so pious yet you fail to recognize this obvious evil when it’s right before your eyes. Help me understand how you align your Christian “beliefs” with racism, misogyny, homophobia, Islamophobia, and antisemitism.

I am prepared to wait for my answer until Hell freezes over – to paraphrase another great American…