So, there’s this TV show in Britain called NAKED ATTRACTION.

It’s a dating gameshow which features full frontal nudity. In graphic detail. It premiered on Channel 4 in July 2016 and it’s hosted by this randy lady called Anna Richardson. The show incorporates close-ups of genitalia and other body features and tattoos with frank discussions about shapes, sizes and preferences. It’s not even on late at night or anything. NAKED ATTRACTION airs at like, ten o’clock.

The six naked contestants are each standing in different colored ‘pods.’  A clothed person comes out and – during successive ‘elimination’ rounds – selects contestants to reject out of the six, based on physical appearances alone. Their bodies are revealed in three rounds from the bottom up: the feet and genitals first.

The second round reveals the belly and chest and then finally their faces are revealed. Then the six are whittled down to two and finally they are allowed to speak. The main contestant then has to go take their clothes off and then they come out nude to select one of the contestants for a fully clothed date (thank god!)

The two “winners” then present their feedback after the date. Usually they wind up hating each other. Go figure.

I’m not exactly sure that the formula works – and it sure as hell wouldn’t sell in the USA! Oh, hell no. We have a stupid show called NAKED AND AFRAID which includes neither nudity nor anything to actually be afraid of. All of the naughty bits are pixilated…

In any case, NAKED ATTRACTION was renewed for a second series, which began airing in June 2017, and in February 2018 it was renewed for a third series.

Naturally, the show received complaints from viewers to British broadcasting watchdog Ofcom, due to the full frontal nudity the show contains. But Ofcom ultimately decided there was nothing that breached their rules since NAKED ATTRACTION was purely a dating show and does not contain sexual activity.

This is one of the reasons I love the UK. It is governed by reasonable people.

You can’t even say the word “tit” let alone show one on Umerkin TV. What a fucked up, sexually repressed country this is. We think we live in such a free and open society in Umerka: “Oh, look at us, we’re so free, blah blah blah…free this, free that, blah blah blah…”

You know what freedom is? Freedom is a big, fat uncircumcised penis staring you in the fucking face. That’s what REAL freedom looks like!

Deal.