Goodbye, Sarah “Huckleberry-Hound” Sanders, we hardly knew ye. Thank god.

Last week, Sarah Sanders announced she was stepping down as “president” tRump’s spokesdemon. She was an inveterate liar, only worse. She was an Uber-Christian, evangelical liar.

Gosh, there must be what, like hundreds of passages about lying in the Buybull. I assume she should know this, being an Evangelical & all. I bet the Buybull doesn’t think lying is a very good thing. Even my layman’s understanding is there are supposed to be some pretty serious consequences in the afterlife for being a liar and a deceiver.

She was a master-class hypocrite as well – and I am told the Buybull doesn’t like those very much, either. There must be a whole lot of cognitive dissonance going on in that gorgon-like head of hers.

Sarah Sanders is a repulsive human being. She gleefully lied to the world with every breath she could muster; a total embarrassment to the nation. You’d think her parents would be ashamed of their daughter…and then you remember, “Oh, wait.” Her father is a total douchebag, too. No wonder! I’m pretty sure her mother is a quivering bowl of raspberry Jell-O. Or so I am told.

She has no shame, but the great thing is, she never lost her dignity. Because she never had any dignity to begin with! No lie was too far-fetched or surreal for her. As White House spokesdemon she was more of a performance artist than maybe we give her credit for. Unfortunately, she will probably continue to disgrace herself in the foreseeable future.

Suffice it to say: BYE FOR NOW, POOCH-FACE!