More bread and circuses for the masses! 90-year old pseudo-celebrity goes on suborbital flight in Jeff Bezoar’s Blue Penis rocket! Whoo hoo!!

Big fucking deal.

But the Unwashed Masses are told to be excited about this latest showcase of ancient rocket technology brought to you by some asshole billionaire…and so a media frenzy ensues.

Hey, like I’m SUPER IMPRESSED with a so called ‘spaceflight’ that lasted all of 8 minutes. Not.

Plus: FUCK TEXAS. Fuck anything having to do with that shithole state.

I don’t know how nice the view from up there is, but the whole idea that this is some sort of fantastic scientific achievement is really pathetic. We should be utterly ashamed and humiliated that the future of spaceflight in America is being left to the whims of billionaires like Bezoar and Branson.

We get stuck with these lame-ass space cowboys while the SECRET SPACE PROGRAM continues apace, using technology thousands of years in advance of anything in the public domain. Too bad it’s all highly classified and will never see the light of day…not in our lifetimes, anyway.

This is all simply another diversion.

But hey, here are your crumbs…enjoy them..!

The use of centuries-old technology to launch paying customers into space for a few minutes is in no way anything remotely like STAR TREK, although the MSM has been instructed to keep bringing up that crappy TV show…

It was all a huge publicity stunt to make this seem like some sort of worthwhile endeavor.

I’m not really sure why we’re supposed to be so happy for that scumbag Jeff Bezoar, anyway. You know what would make ME happy? If he paid his FUCKING TAXES.

Maybe if he and his billionaire buddies paid tax we might be able to afford a proper, publicly-funded civilian space program in the USA!

Like that’s ever gonna happen.