The whole point of being a cat
is to find a decent place to nap
On a cushion or a window sill –
better still a human lap
To lay and clean and preen;
keep you mesmerized
until my bladder intervenes

This is my lap of luxury:
Not one cat, not two cats, but three!
All curled up together
on top of one another;
Purring simultaneously –
until I have to break it up
and finally take a pee!