The disgusting, racist jokes made by supposed comedian Tony “pinch a loaf” Hinchcliffe at Donald tRump’s Nazi rally Sunday night at Madison Square Garden have been widely condemned by all living beings on Earth, while the Republican Party simply doubles down on the hate.

In front of the assembled GOP, Hinchcliffe insulted Puerto Ricans [for some reason]* in a series of racist jokes, including one in which he referred to Puerto Rico as “a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean…”

He also “joked” that Hispanics “love making babies,” and then he made a derogatory sexual analogy that they are illegally “coming inside” the country.

Wow.

And Hinchcliffe seemed to indulge the crowd in another sick GOP fantasy by comparing Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce with former NFL star / murderer OJ Simpson, implying that the same thing might happen to her: “I don’t know about you,” he said, “But I think that Travis Kelce might be the next OJ Simpson.”

Ha…ha..?

I guess that is supposed to be funny, too. Or something. Scumbags like Hinchcliffe actually believe that violence towards women is funny, and at times, necessary. Everything is a just a game and a big joke to those “people.” They clearly lack any sort of moral compass, and it demonstrates how they are more than willing to stoop to any level in order to curry favor in tRump’s death cult.

It just goes to show what vile, disgusting cretins these “people” are. Today’s modern Republican is utterly devoid of any sense of humor and completely lacking in empathy or self-awareness – just like their cult leader. Those are the hallmarks of this new breed of young, well-groomed, hate spewing white trash. The Right has twisted the meaning of ‘PC’ so that they are able to publicly say the most slanderous and derogatory things about people, but if anyone complains about it, they are somehow “Woke” – whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

But boy, you try cracking jokes about the Confederate flag or guns or the Bible or some billionaire and you will be targeted for assassination. Literally. They sure can dish it out but this new breed of demon has ultra-thin skin and they become hysterical and murderously violent if you dare make fun of them.

Name calling and denigrating your fellow citizens was never funny, okay? But tell that to the soulless denizens of the GOP. They really believe that making fun of others is hilarious – especially jokes about immigrants, transgender people, the homeless, and women. Such vulgarity and profane language was unheard of in Umerkin politics prior to the tRump era. But for the tRump clan, the X-rated vulgarity is perfectly okay for a prime time audience.

It doesn’t even occur to them that some subject matter is maybe not appropriate for children…but it IS okay to literally take food out of children’s mouths with obscene cuts to the SNAP programs and school lunches and childcare subsidies. The joke’s on us!

And don’t forget, child labor is coming back.

Because you know, Republicans really “LOVE” children…in the Biblical sense.

Not only was Hinchcliffe’s monologue extremely creepy and overtly racist; it once again underlines the perverse obsession these demons have with the private lives of other, normal people. Whether it’s the teenager across the street or the childless couple who live on the corner – the GOP wants to know all of their intimate details so that their behavior can be monitored and regulated.

Regulated: UNLIKE virtually everything else in Umerka!

*Maybe it’s because Puerto Ricans can’t vote!