Cartoons aren’t real

I have an idea. How about next time we elect a President who knows that governments can’t be run like a fucking corporation, okay? Somebody who maybe understands that the US Presidency ain’t no ‘reality TV’ show. You know: a person with integrity, morals, many years of public service, and perhaps prior experience in several […]

Haters Gonna Hate

The reason the GOP hate college so much is because college-educated people are less likely to vote against their own interests. College grads generally have more critical thinking skills than the average moron (although not always…) and the good students can see through the lies peddled by the neocons. The average students…not so much… Because […]

Bread and Circuses

So many Americans are getting all steamed up about professional athletes showing some social conscience and kneeling (or whatever) as a show of support and concern over what is indeed a very troublesome aspect of our society. The main protest is in support of victims of police violence against black people, but clearly there are […]

Woody Guthrie vs. Fred Trump

Our current “president’s” family legacy is so vile that WOODY GUTHRIE – one of America’s greatest social commentators and Folksingers – actually wrote songs about Trump’s racist scumbag father Fred over a half-century ago. Regarded as one of the most significant figures in American folk music, many of Woody Guthrie’s songs are classics, including “This […]

Women

It turns out that all men who have the slightest bit of power abuse it. Duh. Men are scum! This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Modern society is still dominated by the 5,000-year-old ‘Warrior’ culture which has been passed down through families for centuries from father to son to son to son. It […]

JFK DROPPED ACID

[Okay…it was actually Psilocybin…-JD] In January of 1962, Mary Pinchot Meyer – ex-wife of high-level CIA operative Cord Meyer – began an affair with President John F. Kennedy. Charles Bartlett, a journalist from the Chattanooga Times and a close friend of JFK recalled: “They had great fun together and a lot of things in common. […]

Laugh Riot

Humor, sarcasm and outright mockery are quite effective ways to deal with dictators: especially those as loathsome and corrupt as the amateurs who currently run our country. Tyrants despise humor, and their sense of humor – if it rises above the level of a 9-year old – mostly involves making fun of other people. So […]

Melanoma Trump’s UN speech. WTF?

Oh, the deeply profound irony of the world’s first former child prostitute First Lady, married to the world’s biggest bully, giving her first speech to the UN…about BULLYING! Even those commie lefty Hollywood elitists couldn’t make this shit up. This is actually the sequel to IDIOCRACY. It’s performance art. Right?

Why I Don’t Have Kids

As a happily childless adult, and after seeing other people everywhere with their cretinous offspring, it’s pretty obvious the human race is doomed. It is a rare gift indeed to see a well behaved child. Look: I know we’re all fallible, especially children, but still…why won’t those parents even try to discipline their kids? We […]

Nazis: Punch them in the face!

The fallback position of fascists and Nazis is always to create an imaginary enemy. In this case let’s call them the “Alt-left” and then let’s blame them for protesting against the Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. Let’s blame them for having the shit beaten out of them and for getting in the way of that […]