Donald Trump believes only HE can solve America’s many problems. At least he believes in something, right? Come to think of it, Adolf Hitler believed in something, too. Quite fervently, if memory serves. It was something really fucking awful, but he sure as hell believed in it. So did enough other people… But this is […]
[The scene takes place inside the plush offices of IMAGEMAKERS, a major New York PR firm. A kindly old black man with white hair [Mr. Jones] is led into the inner sanctum. He shuffles quietly to one of the big leather chairs at the foot of the enormous desk of Carl Anderson, one of the […]
Donald Trump announced on Friday that he is appointing himself chair of the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, adding that he is immediately terminating multiple people from the board of trustees as well as the current chair. Since President Trump made the announcement, his minions have been busy creating an exciting calendar […]
I’ve always been a fan of American football. Ever since I was a kid, we never went to church – so Sundays meant football. Football was my dad’s favorite sport so he would lay in bed all morning watching the game. He’d come out of the bedroom in his white briefs – and not much […]
[It is sad and ironic that I posted this blog mere weeks before former president Jimmy Carter’s passing. He will be sorely missed…] It’s a darn good thing Jimmy Carter is still alive, otherwise he’d be spinning in his grave right now. Carter recently celebrated his 100th birthday! Proof that only the good DON’T die […]
ENGLISH PEOPLE LIKE SONGSABOUT THE PEOPLEIN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODAND THEY LIKE TO SING ALONGAND CLAP THEIR HANDSAND THEY PUSH THE PERAMBULATORNOT A BABY CARRIAGE AND THEY LIKE TO RIDE THE TUBETO THE MARBLE ARCHSO THEY’VE GOT TO MIND THE GAPAND WAIT IN THE QUEBUT THEY LIKE TO RAVE ALL NIGHTIT’S JUST WHAT THEY DO ENGLISH PEOPLE […]
The disgusting, racist jokes made by supposed comedian Tony “pinch a loaf” Hinchcliffe at Donald tRump’s Nazi rally Sunday night at Madison Square Garden have been widely condemned by all living beings on Earth, while the Republican Party simply doubles down on the hate. In front of the assembled GOP, Hinchcliffe insulted Puerto Ricans [for […]
If you gonna sing The Blues, you gots to know the rules. Rule number one: the Blues are NOT about limitless choice. All options are bad. The Blues are what you have when you ain’t got nothing left. Rule number two: most Blues songs begin with, “Woke up this morning…” “I got a me good […]
A recent study from the EU has shown that contemporary song lyrics have gotten simpler, more repetitive, angrier and more self-obsessed over the last 40 years. To the surprise of no one. The researchers analyzed the lyrics from more than 12,000 English-language songs across several genres from 1980 to 2020. Senior study author Eva Zangerle, […]
The homeless problem in America is getting out of hand. They are ubiquitous in every major city in the country. Entire families are being forced to live on the street. Working people who can’t afford to rent but are stuck with a monthly car payment are living out of their cars in gigantic “safe-parking” zones. […]
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