The whole point of being a cat is to find a decent place to nap On a cushion or a window sill – better still a human lap To lay and clean and preen; keep you mesmerized until my bladder intervenes This is my lap of luxury: Not one cat, not two cats, but three! […]
In the absence of any actual policies, the GOP has chosen instead to promote every unqualified, brain-damaged wannabe fascist they can find to public office. Former NFL star, wife-beater and serial philanderer Herschel Walker is a perfect example of this strategy, but he is certainly not the only one. The Republican nominee for the US […]
Who Am I? I am Tomasso Masaccio! The man who kick-started the Renaissance! People always say to me, “Hey, Masaccio – great name!” I say, “Molte grazie, I am Masaccio!” Then they ask me, “So, Masaccio…what exactly IS the ‘Renaissance?’” And I say to them, “MASACCIO IS THE RENAISSANCE!” I say this because I was […]
To no one’s surprise, the rogue Supreme Court came to yet another radical decision this week when it decided 6-3 to overturn Roe v Wade. The highest court in the USA is now governed not by The Constitution – but by the fairy tales in some 2,000 year old book. The three most recent appointees […]
Hey, hi. I’m an intergalactic space traveler and I just have a few things I’d like to say to the people of Earth. First of all, I want you to know that there are millions of people just like me out there zooming around the universe in all sorts of spacecraft. It’s relatively easy once […]
I love books. And when I say “I love books” I mean I really, really, REALLY love books. Some might say they are an obsession. If you come to my house you will find stacks of books of every shape and size crammed into every corner and nook and cranny of our little 1,100 square […]
While I have not seen the film and god knows I never will, needless to say it’s an utter piece of crap. Tailored for the absolute lowest common denominator, TOP GUN: MAVERICK is a shamelessly jingoistic, nationalistic piece of propaganda masquerading as “entertainment.” Every character is a one-dimensional, hilariously obvious stereotype – which even the […]
Last week Washington, DC was all in a tizzy after Congressman Madison Cawthorn [R-NC] admitted during an interview on the Warrior Poet Society YouTube channel that he had recently been invited to an “orgy” attended by high-ranking members of his own party. Questions remain as to the identities of some of the attendees at this […]
So the competitors and commentators alike kept talking about how ‘different’ the snow at the Beijing Olympics was this year, and how the unusual properties of the powder made it harder than usual for the competitors to come to grips with. Well now that the 2022 Olympics are finally over, the truth can be told: […]
Oh aren’t they just so smug and self-righteous? And now they are everywhere! And you know that most of them consider themselves ‘progressives’ who care so much about the environment that they’re willing to dole out $60K plus for a fucking passenger car. Because you know, they’re better than you. And they can afford it. […]
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