OLYMPIC HYPOCRISY, 2022

If China is supposedly our sworn ideological enemy, then why do they make all of our stuff? Why are we billions of fucking dollars in debt to a hostile nation? How much sense does that make? I mean, if the USA, Inc. is so concerned about China’s supposed human rights abuses and “rampant” militarism, why […]

DON’T LOOK UP: 2 THUMBS UP!

DON’T LOOK UP is the best movie I’ve seen in years. No other recent film so perfectly captures the absurdity of the times we live in: the rampant narcissism, the infuriating stupidity; the society we’ve created for ourselves is just so sad and pathetic it’s hard to watch it all reflected back at us. Frankly, […]

TEXAS TALIBAN

Texas needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. That’s all there is to it. No one living in the civilized world will miss those scum sucking inbred white trash hillbillies one bit. Religious fanatics are the most loathsome sort of sub humans on the planet, be they Muslims, Zionists, Hindus or Christians […]

‘SELF-HARM’ TOUR 2022!

Great news! Next year I’ll be on tour promoting my new self-harm book, FEAR BASED LIVING – the follow up to my best-selling breakthrough, EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG. Millions of Americans who’ve read those voluminous tomes know what they can expect for a hundred bucks a pop: not much. That’s right: for $100 you, […]

THE SMOKING GUN

Another day, another total news blackout…this is becoming a terrifying new phenomenon. A couple of weeks ago it was the story about the US government’s case against Julian Assange completely falling apart following revelations that the key witness against Assange and Wikileaks had copped a plea bargain with the Feds in order to avoid prosecution… […]

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

Matt Gaetz, a prominent neo-Nazi Republican congressman from Florida – and one of former “president” Donald tRrump’s most ardent boot-lickers – is under investigation by the DOJ for sex trafficking of a minor. The utterly loathsome Gaetz has been accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl and paying for her to […]

SEND IT BACK!

I’m waiting for all those loyal mask-burning republicans to return that stimulus money…because you know, the Democrat’s COVID-19 relief bill is too expensive and the country can’t afford it. At least, according to the GOP. Besides, coronavirus is fake news, anyway, right? Why hasn’t the GOP set up a GO FUND ME site or something […]

GameStopGate

The Gamestop saga is over. The forces of evil have won again. If you’ve been anywhere near social media this week the big story has been the GameStop fiasco. The meteoric rise of GameStop stock was fueled by small investors snapping it up when it was cheap, using trading apps such as Robinhood, Trading 212, […]