Last week, tRumps Immigration hard-liner Stephen ‘Demon’ Miller appeared on Face the Nation spewing the usual drivel about immigrants. Miller was sporting a new look: Flex Seal™ hair.

It looked like someone had just haphazardly sprayed the top of his head black in a piss-poor effort to hide his male pattern baldness.

Maybe he was hoping we would ‘Nazi’ the difference…I dunno…but it was pretty obvious.

But let that be a lesson to men: no matter how badly baldness affects you, wearing spray paint on your fucking head is just plain ridiculous. Especially when it doesn’t even blend in with the rest of what’s left of your own hair.

Miller has been called a ‘soulless vampire,’ and that would explain his bizarre appearance before the media: vampires don’t have a reflection; they can’t see themselves in the mirror. That repulsive little ghoul has no idea how creepy he appears to the living.

Perhaps it was the makeup department’s idea. Who knows? If so, you can bet your ass Miller has already had the entire staff executed. Miller is the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels. He’s the propaganda minister for tRump – only he’s doing a really crappy job!

A few months ago young GOP apparatchiks in DC started complaining to the media that they couldn’t get any dates because of who they work for. These cocksuckers actually had the gall to complain that they can’t find any decent people to date simply because they are Republicans. Miller was among those whiners. But it really shouldn’t come as a surprise, people!

When one associates themselves with such a vile Cult of Personality – properly characterized as empty-headed, ethically-challenged and amoral – it is not surprising that they are shunned socially. Placing oneself outside the acceptable social boundaries of civilized culture has a price.

Another obvious point is that these Trumpanzees have very little fun or enjoyment in their lives. They’re too busy hating on everything and everyone. Their time screwing around in Business or Law school proportionally shrank what miniscule sex organs they had to begin with. And their guaranteed functional illiteracy – or rather, Ayn-Rand-literacy – further guarantees total moral impoverishment.

Why would a woman want to date somebody who always has an ax to grind; who views relationships through the lens of power, control, and “score-keeping?” These guys don’t believe in any sort of equality for anyone. They are perpetually angry, dissatisfied and disappointed. Women are smarter than that.

I guess the takeaway from all this is that tRump supporters find other tRump supporters just as obnoxious and unappealing as the rest of us do. That’s why Trumpanzees have their own ‘hook-up’ dating sites. Let the inbreeding begin!

The MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN morons get off on inflicting pain and seeing others suffer. That’s why they support torture, endless war, the border wall…Israel…and they shrug it off when women are raped and black people are beaten and shot by police. This is why they are totally unconcerned by violence against gays or hippies. It’s why they cheer at the idea of someone dying because they can’t afford health care. The Trumpanzees are truly deplorable human beings and they represent not only the worst of Umerka, but the worst of mankind.

There’s a permanent underclass of ignorant, creepy, dangerous Umerkins who love professional wrestling, NASCAR, guns, hunting and fishing, rape porn, war and death, Monster Trucks, junk food, trash TV and other decadence – let’s face it. Their hearts are filled with hatred, lusts, and (mostly) fear. tRump is their demonic pied piper.

Stephen ‘Demon’ Miller is another example of this racist, mad, hate-filled, pussy-grabbing narcissism.

A lot of men who shave their heads can pull it off and look great. Men who spray-paint their heads look like clowns.

Just don’t do it.