A former wrestling captain at THE Ohio State University recently told the Ohio House Civil Justice Committee that Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan asked him to help cover up a major sex abuse scandal that occurred while he was an Ohio State wrestling coach. Jordan has been accused of helping to cover up systemic abuse during his tenure as a wrestling coach at OSU, where many male wrestlers have reported being molested by team doctor Richard Strauss.

GOP ‘mad dog’ [and closeted homosexual] “Gym” Jordan is gunning to be the GOP’s next Dennis Hastert. Some Umerkins might recall that way back in 2016 – it seems like an eternity now – former US house speaker Dennis Hastert was sentenced to 15 months in prison by a federal judge who called him a “serial child molester” after Hastert admitted  he had abused multiple teenagers when he was a high school wrestling coach (sound familiar?)

Prosecutors said they would have charged Hastert with more sex crimes if the statute of limitations hadn’t already expired. The former speaker served 20 years in Congress and eight years as the highest-ranking member of the House before he retired with his full Senate pension in 2007. This vociferous pedophile and convicted child rapist was the longest serving Republican speaker in history. Go figure. I see a pattern here….

So now that we know the republican party is full of self-loathing homos, perverts, adulterers and pedophiles, let’s have a look at just a small sample of a few recent high-profile cases of GOP shenanigans, shall we?

• Ralph Shortey, a 35-year-old married father of three, resigned from the state Legislature last March after being charged with several felonies, including engaging in child prostitution after police busted him in a hotel room with a 17-year-old boy. Shortey was a former Oklahoma state senator who served as tRump’s campaign chair in the state.
• Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald tRump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to 20 years in prison.
• Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with her step daughter.
• Mark Foley, Republican Representative from Florida’s 16th Congressional District resigned after trying to solicit sex from male congressional pages via an instant messenger program.
• Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
• California Republican Rep. Duncan D. Hunter was convicted in December 2019, one month after pleading guilty to a corruption charge. After claiming to be the victim of a political witch hunt for more than a year, Hunter pleaded guilty to a single charge of conspiring with his wife to illegally spend campaign funds on personal expenses. Prosecutors said he also spent funds on at least 5 extramarital affairs with various staffers…but at least they were grown up women…I guess.
• Judge Roy Moore was accused soliciting underage girls for sex acts. Moore failed to win election to the U.S. Senate in 2018, despite the support of “president” tRump and most of his state’s evangelical voters.

That’s just a taste from the last couple of years…

And then of course there’s “president” Donald J. tRump, who every honest adult in Umerka knows has been getting away with decades of rapes and sexual assaults on women because he’s rich and has the support of too many other extremely wealthy, immoral people who benefit from his power and wealth: scum like Jeffery Epstein, Robert Kraft, Sheldon Adelson, David Pecker and Alan Doucheowitz.

And you know tRump would be lobbying to have Epstein released right now if he wasn’t already dead…(“He’s a good man…very unfair…”)

So now it’s time for good old “Gym” Jordan to come out of the closet and fess up. There’s a reason he never wears a jacket, BTW. He needs to show off his physique to the other butt-boys in DC. There is no shortage of butt-boys on capitol hill, that’s for sure.

Fine, upstanding Christian “family values” self-loathing homo Jim Jordan protected a predator he knew was molesting minors entrusted to his care at Ohio State. Now he’s being groomed for a bigger leadership role in the party of pedophiles!

Looks like the republicans have all forms of deviance and perversion covered this year with their current crop of sociopaths, demagogues and hypocrites – and this jock-muncher is certainly a leading candidate for Poster Boy. Although the competition is stiff…ahem.

And then there’s Democrat Al Franken…he kissed a girl on a flight….forced to resign. Democrat Katie Hill…a victim of her former husband’s revenge porn…resigned…Anthony Weiner sent dick pics…resigned in disgrace.

Eliot Spitzer disappeared without a trace after being caught with a sex worker, and yet Jeffrey Epstein was able to travel freely around the world with teen-aged sex slaves – even after his conviction as a sex offender!

Weird. Almost as if the rule of law only applies to certain people, while others are untouchable.

Imagine that.