Written by WRITTEN BY J DARENSBURG

TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS

  1. GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. CHUCK NORRIS KILLS PEOPLE
  2. CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO
  3. ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU – ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR CHUCK NORRIS
  4. I MOANED BECAUSE I HAD NO SHOES, THEN I MET CHUCK NORRIS
  5. CHUCK NORRIS’ TEARS CAN CURE CANCER. TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES
  6. CHUCK NORRIS IS AN ISLAND
  7. PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES AT CHUCK NORRIS
  8. IF IT AIN’T BROKE, CHUCK NORRIS CAN FIX IT
  9. CHUCK NORRIS KNITS SWEATERS IN HIS SPARE TIME. AND BY “KNITS” I MEAN “KICKS” AND BY “SWEATERS” I MEAN “BABIES”
  10. CHUCK NORRIS MARKETS HIS URINE AS AN ENERGY DRINK. WE KNOW THIS AS RED BULL.

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